{"id":1757,"date":"2018-06-13T09:44:11","date_gmt":"2018-06-13T15:44:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/?p=1757"},"modified":"2018-06-13T10:15:01","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T16:15:01","slug":"slodge-the-song-of-my-people-biptunia-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/?p=1757","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Slodge &#8211; the Song of my People&#8221; &#8211; BipTunia song"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_4359\"><a href=\"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Slodge-the-Song-of-my-People.mp3\" title=\"Play\" onclick=\"return powerpress_embed_html5a('4359','https:\/\/biptunia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Slodge-the-Song-of-my-People.mp3');\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/CatPrintPlayButton.jpg\" title=\"Play\" alt=\"Play\" style=\"border:0;\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Slodge-the-Song-of-my-People.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/biptunia.com\/?powerpress_pinw=1757-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Slodge-the-Song-of-my-People.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"Slodge-the-Song-of-my-People.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p><strong>LYRICS:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=slodge\">Slodge<\/a> \u2013 Story of my Life<br \/>\nI live in a two-by-two conundrum, one door down from the \u201cBig Tickle\u201d Pucker Palace (just this side of Crazyville.) The neighborhood is real gone &#8211; all the cheap-creeps in their lead sleds really rattle my cage making money runs with Murgatroid and Clyde to Barrelsville only to get zonked on the head beggin\u2019 goopy cubes for bread.<\/p>\n<p>Whenever I blast my jets, the fuzz gets frosted and I get fractured\u2026 I dummy-up, light a kick stick, and lay dead in some lumpy subterranean cave till the heat is off.<\/p>\n<p>As soon as I get there, man, I\u2019m gone\u2026 like out-of-this-world. My groovy galaxy is so radioactive it\u2019s a panic-and-a-half.<br \/>\nThey\u2019re so hip I need a replacement; strictly plucked chickens, big wheels, and cool yoots \u2013 no germs.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI believe in a cruel world\u201d \u2013 ballad to my fuzzy duck who hit the bottle making like a clanked Beatkel lookin\u2019 for Beatsville. Git clued-in to my b-side rhyme where I recite apple butter over the horn to kookie in the gooney roost\u2026 for just for kicks.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>Words: Phil Wormuth<br \/>\nMusic: Michael W. Dean<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LYRICS: Slodge \u2013 Story of my Life I live in a two-by-two conundrum, one door down from the \u201cBig Tickle\u201d Pucker Palace (just this side of Crazyville.) The neighborhood is real gone &#8211; all the cheap-creeps in their lead sleds really rattle my cage making money runs with Murgatroid and Clyde to Barrelsville only to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1761,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-biptunia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1757"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1757\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}