{"id":1365,"date":"2018-05-11T23:15:28","date_gmt":"2018-05-12T05:15:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/?p=1365"},"modified":"2018-05-18T19:33:01","modified_gmt":"2018-05-19T01:33:01","slug":"disorderly-song-by-biptunia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/?p=1365","title":{"rendered":"“Disorderly” – song by BipTunia"},"content":{"rendered":"
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LYRICS:<\/strong>
\nLook for \u201cDisorderly\u201d this summer in theaters near you, starring:
\nthe lovely and desirous Ms. Sheila Durrell as \u201cthe girl,\u201d
\nLes Bromide in his debut role as \u201cthe car,\u201d
\nBud \u201cBuster\u201d Aimsley as \u201cThe officer flexing the authority of shiny badges\u201d
\nDana \u201cthe schlep\u201d Jefferies as \u201cthe angry mob,\u201d
\nTerk Wells as \u201cPine Scent Lysol,\u201d
\nToni Lafferty as \u201cthe unsuspecting heel,\u201d
\nEdy Perkins as \u201cthe broken string of pearls,\u201d
\nMrs. Rose Rittlinger as \u201cthe urine stunt double,\u201d
\nRick Richards as \u201cdispatch,\u201d
\nFern and Fly Robbins as \u201cthe symptoms of insanity,\u201d
\nand finally, Lana \u201cthe bladder\u201d Bonaduce, in her Oscar-nominated role as \u201curine.\u201d<\/p>\n

What, too much coffee?
\nOr maybe she couldn\u2019t make it to the coin-op laundry,
\ngrip the loose handle of the \u201cFOR EMPLOYEES ONLY!\u201d door
\n(or maybe, she just made a statement\u2026)<\/p>\n

Piss and run, temporary incontinence \u2013
\ncould be a one-woman \u201curine-for-hire\u201d racket.
\nRegardless, she worked the system\u2026
\n(the perfect crime; no fingerprints.)<\/p>\n

So\u2026 the cop, he said: \u201cI\u2019m going to have to ask you to go\u2026\u201d
\nShe smiled and replied: \u201cI already did\u2026\u2026on your car.”<\/p>\n

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Words and voice: Phil Wormuth
\nMusic: Michael W. Dean
\n“In a World…” voice: Kip Cameron<\/p>\n

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LYRICS: Look for \u201cDisorderly\u201d this summer in theaters near you, starring: the lovely and desirous Ms. Sheila Durrell as \u201cthe girl,\u201d Les Bromide in his debut role as \u201cthe car,\u201d Bud \u201cBuster\u201d Aimsley as \u201cThe officer flexing the authority of shiny badges\u201d Dana \u201cthe schlep\u201d Jefferies as \u201cthe angry mob,\u201d Terk Wells as \u201cPine Scent…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-biptunia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/biptunia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}