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“Talk and Sex, No Cigarettes” – BipTunia song

Michael W. Dean: all words, music, and singing. LYRICS: This song was written on recycled paper. Living in the trash until someone picked it out. You are just a person I thought of as a stranger ’til I encountered you, and you removed all doubt CHORUS: Don’t know what I’m looking for but it might be very near ’til that time I’ll lay my head on your chest and we’ll take away all of my…

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“Death of the Author” – BipTunia song

All words and music by Michael W. Dean LYRICS: SO… “The Death of the Author” is this interesting concept from some dead French guy. (with) the author of any creative endeavor that a human mind can make…the author is dead as soon as they publish it. As soon as the public has it, the author is dead. The author can still be walkin’ around and writing more stuff. But as soon as he throws that…

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“Electric Cat Dance Party” – BipTunia song

Since people have asked, this is a serious song, but it has an absurd topic. I pictured it as a song in a 90s kid’s cartoon. Music: Michael W. Dean Female vocal: Ayane Tanaka Male vocal: Michael W. Dean LYRICS: Electric Cat Disco the cats are watching us we will watch the cats I wish the cats will dance with us will you dance instead with me, man? Electric Cat Disco Chorus: Electric Cat Disco…

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“DSM 9.5” – new song from BipTunia

  LYRICS: MWD’S INTRO: Oppositional Defiant Disorder; who decides what’s argumentative or defiant? If the teacher’s wrong, and you repeatedly raise your hand and point it out, you’re argumentative and defiant. But the teacher’s still wrong. PHIL’S LINES (in no special order): It gets me into places I don’t really want to go. She kept asking me all these questions. She’d talk to me constantly during the job and… Twisted. This woman just stands behind…

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“Slodge – the Song of my People” – BipTunia song

LYRICS: Slodge – Story of my Life I live in a two-by-two conundrum, one door down from the “Big Tickle” Pucker Palace (just this side of Crazyville.) The neighborhood is real gone – all the cheap-creeps in their lead sleds really rattle my cage making money runs with Murgatroid and Clyde to Barrelsville only to get zonked on the head beggin’ goopy cubes for bread. Whenever I blast my jets, the fuzz gets frosted and…

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“Human Music # 9” – BipTunia song

LYRICS: “I’m gonna tell you how it’s gonna be…” Running away greatly reduces your chances. He’d probably go to prison for of being legally justified in using a lady who, if trying, he could outrun her. Especially when her handbag real strapping be he. Especially for lady with greatly around found run outrun justified of for NOT be forced. Avoid him street to hit when being for a lad would probably reduce her rights. I…

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“The Stealing from Yourself Blues” – BipTunia song

Written, performed, and engineered by Michael W. Dean. Nobody played guitar. LYRICS: Frozen like a tongue to the past. Awake with a shout but nothing’s coming out of my mouth. I’m three years old with a fever of 103. The TV set is watching me and you still wanna know what I’m going to be?? My father was a black man My mother was Jesus Christ. Come on little baby won’t you give me just…

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