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“Slodge – the Song of my People” – BipTunia song

LYRICS: Slodge – Story of my Life I live in a two-by-two conundrum, one door down from the “Big Tickle” Pucker Palace (just this side of Crazyville.) The neighborhood is real gone – all the cheap-creeps in their lead sleds really rattle my cage making money runs with Murgatroid and Clyde to Barrelsville only to get zonked on the head beggin’ goopy cubes for bread. Whenever I blast my jets, the fuzz gets frosted and…

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“Human Music # 9” – BipTunia song

LYRICS: “I’m gonna tell you how it’s gonna be…” Running away greatly reduces your chances. He’d probably go to prison for of being legally justified in using a lady who, if trying, he could outrun her. Especially when her handbag real strapping be he. Especially for lady with greatly around found run outrun justified of for NOT be forced. Avoid him street to hit when being for a lad would probably reduce her rights. I…

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“The Stealing from Yourself Blues” – BipTunia song

Written, performed, and engineered by Michael W. Dean. Nobody played guitar. LYRICS: Frozen like a tongue to the past. Awake with a shout but nothing’s coming out of my mouth. I’m three years old with a fever of 103. The TV set is watching me and you still wanna know what I’m going to be?? My father was a black man My mother was Jesus Christ. Come on little baby won’t you give me just…

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That’s what, son! (music to piss off your kids.)

When I was younger, I made music that pissed off my parents. Now that I’m older, I make music that pisses off the younger generation. Download All BipTunia Albums Free on this page. Because we remember when sex was safe and music was dangerous.  New songs are posted here as we record them, before we put them together into an album. Full album downloads are below: Download BipTunia’s 5th album “Last Chopper Outta My Brain”…

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Pastable BipTunia street art, PDF download

^ (shown here with pen for size) Download letter-size image to print and hang. PDF File: BipTunia_pasteable-2_Up Word doc (in case you want to edit it in any way): BipTunia_pasteable-2_Up Can be pasted up with wheat paste (mixing flour and water, and use a clean house painting brush. More info here.)  But don’t ever do that on public or private property, only streets you own. Of course!

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Download card PDFs for “Last Chopper Outta My Brain” album by BipTunia

They have a QR code to a link to download the full album free. Make ’em and pass ’em out to help cool art! Use this if you have a Duplex printer: 2-up_Chopper Use this (front and back in one zip), if you have a normal printer. You’ll have to run through twice:  2_one_side_Chopper Download ’em, print on card stock, color is best, but black & white will work. If you don’t have a duplex…

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